Sassy Comebacks That Established Internet Dominance

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    Font - MANCUNIAN CANDIDATE @NotMyAt_ My nephew is 5 years old & all he does is watch other kids on YouTube playing video games. I asked him politely why don't you play video games yourself? He goes "You watch other people play football why don't you play yourself" So turned off Piece of WiFi.
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    Product - AUG. 21 Free Event - Solar Eclipse Party 1272 personer ar intresserade 293 Gilla 35 kommentarer Kommentera Most kids go back to school that day. Can it be done on the weekend? Visa 3 tidigare svar ... reschedule the sun? Did this lady just ask to
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    Sleeve - FOX FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc School district says no pajamas for online classes School district says no pajamas for online classes satin angel @yikeseth_ Lmfaoooooo what yal gon do? Send em home?
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    Font - There's nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend Fact that he's not going for just looks anymore means you taught him a valuable lesson.
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    Nose - Meli @Emelia_R That's the goal tho right? La Guardia Cross @LaGuardia Cross Kids these days have it at a lot easier than we did growing up.
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    Font - DI DANK 0.00 The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags. and go where? You can't even afford half rent mate
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    Nose - If you use facial recognition for anything....the govt has your face lol Tash THEE Baé Wait until you find out about driver licenses.
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    Flash photography - if people do trust you, exploit this Comments 2.6K Gargantua 1.2 months ago "If people do trust you, exploit this..." # X Let that sink in. This crazy b is giving advice in betraying and lying to people that trust you. 107 107 4 :
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    Product - Imagine doing dishes with that view 9 February at 21:27- 679 Like View previous comments Comment 145 comments 10 I've got better things to do with my imagination than imagining doing dishes. Like Reply 18 h 1 reply
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    Product - DIY @lifehacks No taco shells? Use tortillas lil uzi flirt @BabyNewport No ice? Just freeze some water. twitter.com/lifehacks/stat... 2:12 AM. Jul 28, 2017. Twitter for iPhone 93.1K Retweets 728 Quote Tweets 300K Likes
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    Product - marinebiologyshitposts clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a deadly sea organism Ordi This post would've been a lot better if say the f word. Grow up. marinebiologyshitposts you didn't yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here
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    Font - ((( Spotify UK & Ireland @Spotif... 1h Reply to this tweet in the next hour and we might slide into your DMs with a surprise... 11.4K 432 4,946 Carl Kinsella @TVsCarlKinsella Replying to @SpotifyUK nobody wants to see your Spotify L
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    Font - Elie Mystal @ElieNYC 21h I'm really sick of being a parent today. It has been FOUR MONTHS since anybody other than me and my wife have been responsible for them. It's hard. I feel like non-parents have no idea how hard it's been. 5,468 1,451 DAngelo136 @DAngelo136 Replying to @ElieNYC Actually, we do. That's why we're not parents. 13:15 7/2/20 Twitter for iPhone 28K 677 Retweets 12.8K Likes
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    Vertebrate - 2natez @natethegreat118 There's literally 5 movies on why this is a bad idea E Entrepreneur @Entrepreneur - Jun 16, 2015 Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years entm.ag/1R51yQS by @Geoff Weiss 5:35 AM Jun 17, 2018 from Portland, OR Twitter for iPhone 144.8K Retweets 1.2K Quote Tweets 375K Likes
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    Font - grown men really let a football match ruin their day LOOOOOOOL Grown women let Zodiac signs shape their future
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    Product - Language Nerds The Language Nerds Yesterday at 11:15 PM - Like Page Personally, bad English is such a turn off for me. You don't need to put "for me” after writing "personally" "Hello, this is the Department of Redundancy Department..." Like Reply 11h 478
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    → YAHOO UK 2 MIN READ Jennifer Lopez says men under the age of 33 are 'really useless' 00 1.6K 340 Comments • 664 Shares Ric Adkins By all means, let's give a about relationship advice from a woman that collects engagement rings like she's Thanos 1y Like Reply 24K O
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    Organism - Moon Pie MoonPie @MoonPie Buddy it's saturday night and you're talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet Sigurbjörn Lárusson@sigurbjornl Replying to @MoonPie Your time is wasted managing a social media account 10:04 PM 16 Dec 17
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    Product - Chrissy Teigen's Sober New Year's Eve Was 'Lit' 00517 Wow! 4 weeks sober!! I'm 5 years sober, but I'm not advertising it. 43m Like Reply 2021 0 530 Comments 8 Shares → Top Fan 95 You just did. In your attempt to discredit her sobriety you literally just advertised yours.
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    Colorfulness - 13 minutes ago Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something better... Unlike Comment You like this. And that's why you have a younger brother. 3 minutes ago · Like .
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    Font - Jesse McLaren @McJesse UPDATE: It starved to death. Starring Me The Daily Beast @thedailybeast - 5h Deadly brain-eating amoeba confirmed in Florida trib.al/P8ijMvp DALL FICAT 9:55 AM 05 Jul 20 Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - 1 hour ago t I couldn't possibly be happier right now. For the first time in my life, a girl told me that she loves me. Like Comment . likes this. Aren't moms great? Just now
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    Font - Stefan Molyneux @StefanMo.... 11h I can't believe Taylor Swift is about to turn 30- she still looks so young! It's strange to think that 90% of her eggs are already gone - 97% by the time she turns 40 - so I hope she thinks about having kids before it's too late! She'd be a fun mom. :) 6,009 1912 Nothing @nadanothingzip 5,040 1 Replying to @StefanMolyneux I hope she buys a house near a elementary school so you can't get within five blocks of her.
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    Font - Weirdo 4:41 PM Why'd you like my pic from 2017 I'm not weird You just haven't looked good in awhile
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    Font - Marry a guy who will email you when u block him Fellas, marry a woman that doesn't play these kind of games
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    Font - ·ld Public Service Announcement for men: BOXERS ARE NOT SHORTS YOU CANNOT WEAR THEM OUTSIDE. Don't tell us what to wear. Teach the girls not to stare.
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    Rectangle - Repeat after me: ""It's a guy's duty to pay the bill at the raustarant, that's why it's called 'MEN'U Or It's the responsibility of both parties that's why it's called Me'N'u L
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    Font - TRASH TRASH The Trashies @TheTrashiesUK What's something that feels British but isn't? Pariah Carey. @Sumzlbrahiim The contents of the British Museum
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    World - Mzilikazi wa Afrika @lamMzilikazi "The youth can walk faster but the elders know the road." ~ African Proverb Chairman AW @AffiSupaStar The Youth have Google Maps
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    Product - Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy I actually wore a bandana covering my face, nose down, to go to the bank today. Whole time I'm thinking, 'I've convicted people on less evidence than this... 5:58 PM-5/6/20- Twitter Web App 56.6K Likes 10.2K Retweets 4,966 Retweets with comments 17 Pé @4everNever Trump 13h Replying to @AndrewCMcCarthy You just made a terrifying point about our criminal justice system which you didn't intend to make. 24 22676 11K
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    Ecoregion - Mike @mike_n30 UT 000 You don't just accidentally grow a dinosaur chicken. Y'all always lying BBC Earth @BBCEarth Apr 8, 2017 Scientists accidentally grew a chicken with the face of a dinosaur bbc.in/1ED2vJo 92K Retweets 1.1K Quote Tweets 182.3K Likes
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    friendly reminder that you don't get to celebrate lunar new year unless you're literally from a country that does or if you are invited by someone who is from a country that does 2:49 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone 253 Retweets 1,931 Likes Andy @AdequateAndy. 1d Replying to friendly reminder that I hereby formally invite everyone to celebrate lunar new year 528 1,105 13.2K
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    Food - Ryan Gosling @FOX152 Peas and mayonnaise pizza?! Yes please 2:07 AM Feb 27, 2017 from ALBANY, GA. Tweetbot for iOS 1.6K Retweets 2.9K Likes Jaye @tenthletter_ ooo Pineapple and non-pineapple eaters we have to put aside our differences because we have a common enemy now. 162.4K Retweets 6.7K Quote Tweets 484.2K Likes DOD
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    Organism - Mike Primavera @primawesome My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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    Font - why cant trees give off something useful like wifi So just[ oxygen right?

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